im not smokin pot im smokin hot
(via fake-mermaid)
finally home alone *rips off pants* *blasts music* *eats 7 cookies*
(Source: clubpenguln, via off-in-the-clouds)
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs
- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet
- i will let u boop my nose whenever
- i am expert at cuddling
- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in
- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
(via n0w-0r-n3ver)
finally home alone *rips off pants* *blasts music* *eats 7 cookies*
(Source: clubpenguln, via off-in-the-clouds)
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
(via conversed)
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
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